your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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