Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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