U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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