Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I've blown a few things in my day
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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