That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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