I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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