That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
My balls are so social today.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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