Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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