I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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