Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Of course I have a pirate flag
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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