i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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