11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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