used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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