You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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