Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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