dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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