True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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