I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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