We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Shame - the story of my life.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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