Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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