How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
