love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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