I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
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I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.