idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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