Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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