chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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