aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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