My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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