have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The struggles of a small town man whore
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Come on in and take your pants off
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