READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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