Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
