oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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