so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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