I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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