im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i think my mom watched the whole time
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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