Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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