My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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