Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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