playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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