Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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