I can't watch pbs sober anymore
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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