Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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