Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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