The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So gin and wine won't be happening again
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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