My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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