Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
FUCK WHALES
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