5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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