Define "chronic" masturbator.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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