I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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