I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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