so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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