I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I want a musical about memes.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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