talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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