i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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